The real killer is the head counselor or whatever. The worst part is that Trevor isn't even the killer-he's just some boogeyman legend around the camp. It's as if they realized they needed to keep beating it into the audience's head in the pathetic hope it would become as notorious as Jason Voorhees. Pitiful.ДЄs for the film's killer, Trevor Moorehouse, get used to hearing that mother fucker's name every 2 minutes. When the kills finally come, they aren't even satisfying.with quite a few happening off screen and with ketchup blood. Another idiotic aspect to the fodder characters are how their notes and shit are read aloud to the audience it's like listening to kindergarteners reading with their heads stuck in a fishbowl. And at least there was a Crazy Ralph wannabe. Yeah, Jason! They try to reference 'Friday the 13th,' but they're clearly too scared to do so I'll give them a little credit in this regard. There's a part at the end when one girl is acting like she's good friends with the main chick, and I'm like, 'Who the fuck are you?!' One character you will remember, however, is a little bitch they named Jason. Like.when someone gets killed, I'm typically wondering who the hell they even are. Matching their hideous looks, the characters are all really annoying, and I can't keep track of all their bullshit drama. Even the characters have this repulsive '90s look to them (except one) makes me want to become the killer. The moment this begins, and you see that ugly '90s look to everything, you know disaster lies ahead.

Finally, I realize next month has a Friday the 13th as well, and I'll have something special for that! But I do want to note that now you can pick up this film, its sequel, and 6 other movies all for cheap it's apart of an 8 film bundle, and I'll get to the other abominations at one point. I distinctly remember renting this trash for a laugh at one point. I'd say they just narrowly cashed in on the last breath of the rental store era-right when DVDs had officially killed VHS in the public's eye. That doesn't mean this shit is any less moronic.I'm simply acknowledging they knew exactly what they were doing and tried to make the most of it. Yes, the makers were well aware of the asinine nature to this film. Review: What do we have here-a Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day back to back? Since I've covered the 'Friday the 13th' franchise already, the best way to honor this little holiday is with the most shameless of all the Jason ripoffs: 'Bloody Murder.' My goodness, look at that poster! Still not sure how they got away with the blatancy of it all, but I suppose they hid behind the parody approach. Plot Summary: Idiots go to work at a camp where a legendary killer is said to lurk.

Bloody murder movie